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Safe Demotivational Poster


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


GIRFRIENDS TOO -


TAGS: safety tips motifake psa
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
I know Krav Maga; anyone trying to harm this young man is gonna get their a*ses kicked.
Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:28 pm
you're welcome. The being in the trunk part got my attention. Never thought of that
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the safety tips Airman.


GUN SAFETY TRAINING -




Safety First -




impuissance -


TAGS: sleep game safe
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Sho

steve1961 - March 8, 2014, 5:21 am
That's okay, Space...I was part of the conversation and even I didn't know what I was talking about...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:13 am
Yet, once again. I 5ay to myself, "Self, read just one more before you go to bed." Thank you Sho. Thank you, oh so very much for the sweet dreams... Thank you. (Good job)
spacedog - March 4, 2014, 9:19 pm
I couldn't figure out what the hell you guys were talking about. On the plus side of this site damn isn't censored.
TerrorAustralis - March 4, 2014, 1:51 pm
yeah but when people see damn, "d a m n" isnt the first thing they think of. and "dam" isnt filtered, so its basically just punishing people for having good spelling.
steve1961 - March 4, 2014, 1:46 pm
Because it's a swear word...
TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:59 pm
why is d a m n getting picked up by the swear filter?
TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:58 pm
damn... thats good.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 10:22 am

whooooooooooooooooooa. thnx sho....paranoia level way way up now.


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

NickelinDimer - August 13, 2016, 6:12 am
(Singing): "I'm a Cardassian!"
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


Australia -


TAGS: australia koala safe
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Ashson

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:55 pm
Is that thing wearing a tie?
mizzdizz - August 10, 2015, 1:22 pm
LOL! I LUV it when something cute and cuddly turns evil! I think its from all those nights of storytelling around the campfire when I was a kid! 5L


THERE'S NOTHING LIKE COMING HOME -


TAGS: vet safe home
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:03 pm
I never get tired of this pic...or motivations it is used on.
MilDoc - April 18, 2011, 11:20 am
Nice photo! 5Ls


SAFE WEATHER -


TAGS: safe weather sea ships
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nerevski

nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 12:38 pm
What's better is when they say "It will safely hit Cuba instead of mainland USA!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:52 am
I honestly despise these meteorologists, they're so full of it. Many people disagree on so much; but as much as we agree on our hatred for Twilight, equally so for these weathermen who know as much as your average 5L year old.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 10:29 pm
Well then, make more. Please. My son is a commercial fisherman. Lotsa pics like this. Fair winds, mate.
nerevski - March 6, 2014, 10:27 am
Thanks. It was a team effort brewing around my ship for a while.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 9:01 pm
Good first poster


WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.


TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? Damn!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this jackass was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.


FIRE SAFETY -


TAGS: fire extinguisher alarm safety plan
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:41 am
I wanted to use the word F**K but even I know motifake has its limits
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:11 pm
Cute.
MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:12 pm
5 alarms
Sho - December 21, 2011, 4:08 pm
Lmfao


TEARS -




BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY - The one who said that never had a homemade helmet on his head...




DRIVE SAFE -


TAGS: drive safe bolts nuts scatter
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

EnkryptedSpirit - October 9, 2011, 7:11 pm
lol so true. 5 nuts
Feasibly - October 6, 2011, 9:40 pm
um...falloutghoul...um...nevermind... ;)
falloutghoul - October 6, 2011, 9:06 pm
Which nut? The one behind the wheel?


OMG - 10 points to the Americans


TAGS: safe sex lol
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by nobody95

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 12:30 pm
I prefer to see the US as "south Canada"
LikeNoOther - April 20, 2011, 12:20 pm
well....Canada is in (north) America =P
calvin5040 - June 4, 2010, 1:50 am
Actually this is from the Canada not America. sorry to disappoint you.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
Great joke...I don't know why it's necessarily about Americans, but alright. (The condom, the staple, and the card were made in China. The Mistake was made Canada.)
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:41 pm
I thought this was brilliant!


GHILLIE SUIT - Is a type of camouflage designed to resemble heavy foliage, to conceal hunters, snipers, and GINGERS! C'MON OUT! WE SEE YOU IN THERE!




STEREOTYPING - Sometimes they do it to themselves...




GLOCK -


TAGS: glock safety handgun crazy silly
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 8:56 pm
LOL! Pretty much :)
TheScottsMan - April 3, 2012, 8:47 pm
Well, I guess I know why "Tool" is in your screen name.
MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 5:19 pm
Yeah, because the little trigger safety thingy would REALLY keep someone from pulling the trigger! geez!


Famous Last Words -


TAGS: guns children safety nra constitution
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 10:50 am
this all the victims fault, you're a range safety officer for a reason.
Greybeard - September 7, 2014, 5:37 am
Tragic incident. Most states do not allow children to start driving until they are 16. I believe guns should be the same. Both present a serious danger to adolescents.
Tyche - September 7, 2014, 1:04 am
Too soon, man. My sympathies to the girl and her family, and to the victim and his family. An Arizona resident who cares.


THE BEST WAY TO PROTECT YOUR CHILD - Is not to have one


TAGS: child safety
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by holymoly

holymoly - April 21, 2012, 12:59 pm
Loud and clear Mr O. I've got my own little boogers and life wouldn't be the same without em' I has a lesson on electron flow with the help of a copper box staple....
holymoly - April 21, 2012, 12:58 pm
Loud and clear Mr O. I've got my own little boogers and life wouldn't be the same without em' I has a lesson on electron flow with the help of a copper box staple....
GaryO - April 21, 2012, 12:54 pm
True, but so worth the risk. The parent learns to call these events ‘little adventures’….I recall a fingernail file, an outlet, a flash…then it got dark.
mariand - April 20, 2012, 5:35 pm
nice one...


COPYCAT -




OSCAR - he's only a Grouch because some blue guy keeps eating his cookies




Parking -




SAFETY FIRST -


TAGS: safety bicycle girl
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:42 pm
love the pic!!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:39 pm
I knew the pic had been used, but the poster was different, so I let it through...plus, I like the pic. :)
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:35 pm
4L, see 59296


CREATED USING GIMP -


TAGS: safe sex
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by TheUserNameLeft

TheUserNameLeft - August 31, 2011, 12:01 pm
Done. In hindsight, it's formatted better for where the pun is and probably should have been rejected here...
caveman - August 31, 2011, 3:26 am
I would say also post this to where is the pun


SAFE KIDS -


TAGS: calendar kids safe never mariand
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by mariand

lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:31 pm

I'd say this photo was taken in Wyoming, but the background is way too green and way too light. I can't wait for both days of summer.
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 2:47 pm

here in canada we call them snow suits. lots of zippers and buttons and padding and sure enough, as soon as the kids are in them....they have to go pee.


HURRICANE ISAAC -




HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY - Please be safe when lighting off fireworks


TAGS: happy inedependence day safe fireworks
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Budog

mrunstable - July 8, 2011, 4:16 am
future Darwin award recipient below
Budog - July 6, 2011, 3:35 pm
What about the rocket scientists who shoot them out their bung hole? Those are Darwin Awards in the making...
Cloudchaser - July 5, 2011, 2:46 am
But shooting bottle rockets and roman candles at each other is fun!


MAIL ORDER BRIDES - I Wonder If They Are Recyclable?




SAFETY IN NUMBERS - Someone yells "SHARK!!", we'll crap you an island.


TAGS: shark safety africa
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Zetmonk

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:04 am
I can see one who's not r5nning :)


BUBBLE BARRAGE - You never thought that Squirtle would turn on ya, and then realize that a Charmander would been a safer choice.




FIRE FIGHTING - Screw this!! FIX BYONETS!




SAFE WORKING PRACTICE. WELDING WITHOUT PROPER SAFETY CLOTHING -




ID CARDS -




C H I L D R E N - If we're not careful, who will fund our Social Security?


TAGS: kids children driving safety funny
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

The Great Whamini - February 24, 2010, 9:29 pm
It's fakery. I photographed 3 identical neighborhood signs, grafted the numbers to purposely appear to have ammended the kid population down, and the please is painted using Paint. The dates are arbitrary. The scene is from Owensboro, KY.
Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
So many comments. All I truly want to know is where this is at.


IRONY -




REALIZATION -


TAGS: camp fire safety
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:37 am
Nice. Fire.
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 1:50 am
Thanks Haar. Not my find. ‘Twas a poster evolution thread contest….sure nice to see an ancient return with the good stuff. Welcome back.
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 12:36 am
Beauty!
GaryO - July 2, 2012, 12:45 pm
Oh, man, I know. I have a cabin in the high desert. Fire season is whenever there’s no snow on the ground. My heart, goes out to your area and my fire fighting friends.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:20 am
nicely done, but I won't show it to any fellow Coloradoans.. a little touchy subject here right now
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 10:20 pm
Thanks, Mao. Cheers
maoworks2 - July 1, 2012, 9:19 pm
Very Nice !
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 8:34 pm
Thank you, laddie, thank you very much
Rick69 - July 1, 2012, 8:05 pm
Once again: Splendid... : )
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 2:22 pm
Thanx sir Ugmiester
ughomer - July 1, 2012, 2:10 pm
A 5L KNEE-SLAPPER.


THE WICKED WITCH OF LOS ANGELES -




MOMMA SAID - better safe than sorry


TAGS: safe sex woman condom xxxxxl
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:52 am
Good observation!!!!!!!! xx
forseti - April 30, 2011, 6:25 am
this is more than 3 years expired! NOT safe!


DEDICATION - You Know You Have It When Tits & Ass Wont Even Distract You




MOTHER NATURE -




THANKSGIVING DINNER - And you're whining about having to sit next to Uncle Milt?


TAGS: hurry home safely
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by gil

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
I dunno, the service could be better.....I didn't get any stuffing!
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 11:59 am
Back at ya!!! And thanks for your service!
TheSarge - November 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Happy Thanksgiving everyone,from Mosul,Iraq! 5er


A FAILSAFE... - ...does not apply here.




A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - because Motinet cares about your safety


TAGS: women hormones safety guide
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

DemonicGTR - August 18, 2011, 12:09 pm
I feel 5afer already! XD
Derek - August 17, 2011, 6:13 pm
Ultra safe is safer than safest?
mariand - August 17, 2011, 12:51 am
LOL...I like to live dangerou5
Verdeckt - August 16, 2011, 6:50 pm
5traight to the pool room..


PLEASE BE SAFE - Always wear a condiment




don't do it -


TAGS: gun suicide safety
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Swampfox - May 7, 2013, 4:22 pm
First... Load the gun.


SAFETY - i hope he didnt forget to empty the cartridge


TAGS: fail safety gun shoot kill motifake
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by maker321

Nagard - June 22, 2010, 9:19 am
Read the text: The bolt is removed *facepalm*


H1N1 PREVENTION 101 -




Married Long Enough -


TAGS: married husband wife answers questions safe
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 9:13 am
What was that? I had sand stuck in my ears.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2014, 4:08 am
Women ask that because they are fat and know it but they don't like it and are seeking reassurance that they're not, thus sticking their head in the sand instead of dealing with the problem
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:30 pm
Eventually answering with a question can save your life...teehee.
mariand - February 17, 2014, 4:35 pm
I thought it's bad to answer with a question..means that I'm not married for long enough? :))))


HEALTH & SAFETY - When reaching for the stars, always use a sturdy stepladder.




DON'T BLINK -


TAGS: safety eyes army war death
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 2:23 pm
I have, and always figured him Air Force; plus, the name 'n all. ;) I'm really surprised the Apache sunset pic for REWARDS (#147312) hadn't been used, and that they weren't all winners (#30512). But, that was a looong time ago...
Sho - January 25, 2012, 11:38 am
You think HE likes the army.....you should look at Airman's posters
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 8:30 am
Thanks! :D No preference, actually. Just found some really cool military pics that happened to feature such. *shrug*
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:17 pm
man, you post good stuff, but you sure like the army


LIFE OR DEATH - It brings out the worst in people


TAGS: airline safety card worst people oxygen mask fire crash brace airplane
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by WTF

Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
I kind of wish the last cell in the middle row for fire (Where the adult and kid sit). I wish the adult was using the kid as a human shield from the flames. That would be hysterical. Regardless, 5Ls!


SAFETY FIRST - And you thought you had it bad.




NOT SAFE FOR WORK - "I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things." (Alan Coren)




FAIL - Some people just don't know when to give up.


TAGS: safety
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Chris St.Peter

stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 3:44 am
itll never work without the aloe vera
Seven - January 29, 2009, 12:03 am
yeah, that dude needs some superglue and duct tape before they even GET to the cpr part


STATISTICS -




BUCKLE UP ! -


TAGS: seatbelt safety tin foil hat
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:47 am
Shoulder belt? You mean the boobie protector? Thank God Ralph Nader had a passion for breastesses. In other words, seat belts are for girls! Same goes for motorcycle helmets.


COOLNESS - No! BRO! in order 2B COOL! You have to "POP" Your collar




SECURITY -


TAGS: security safety anti social courage people
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:28 pm
Smart little lion tamer! ^!
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 2:11 pm

That's what I said. Thank you!
Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:23 pm
Woah...


SECURE -


TAGS: secure safety pins love
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Airman - November 10, 2010, 6:54 pm
2 chicks man
Faceplant31 - November 10, 2010, 6:47 pm
@ airman - at that rate it better be anything you want to f*cking call it!
rerun - November 10, 2010, 6:45 pm

nope, it is considered ownership
Airman - November 10, 2010, 6:44 pm
Is $1000 a night considered Love?


TEAMWORK -




ROAD SAFETY -


TAGS: safety
Rating: 4.06/5

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O. S. H. A. - We Don't Need No Stinking O. S. H. A.




WARNING -




DUI -


TAGS: life time death drunk drive under influence addiction safe think serious kodak moment accident drive safe think
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am
Holy shit!


NO REALLY - We "promise"


TAGS: fireworks safe
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Sleeves

forseti - April 4, 2010, 11:47 pm
love that! 5


EPIC FAIL - When this happens, you're pretty much screwed.




SAFETY -




THE GENE POOL -


TAGS: stupidity safety humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 1, 2013, 12:51 pm

.22s OK? They're cheapest...oh...you meant DRINKS! Water for EVERYBODY!
5150monkeylove - May 31, 2013, 9:52 pm
RL, I can just guide them to my mom... the rest of the horror is up to them. COC, I love a good pun!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 3:27 pm
Due to his lack of keen prudency, Albert was about to set off a CHAIN of events that horrified everyone who SAW. It all happened here, in the Twilight Zone.
Reality Lord - May 31, 2013, 2:59 pm

does she know about the new "you buy first rounds" initiation fee. for all returning members. plz see monkeylove regarding this :)
5150monkeylove - May 31, 2013, 12:30 pm
Gary secretly related to Yoda is. Welcome Back Ig, 5 Lopped off goodie bags
GaryO - May 31, 2013, 11:32 am
Yeah, you need to pop into the forum and talk about it....please. cheers
lgvernon - May 31, 2013, 11:06 am

Thanks, GaryO. It's been a long time~~
GaryO - May 31, 2013, 8:49 am
…and I’ll just continue with my comment word scramble…’got a shoht another in the arm’???…I’m going now to comment quitting
GaryO - May 31, 2013, 8:38 am
And this poster site just got a shot another in the arm. Welcome back Vernon!
maoworks2 - May 31, 2013, 7:58 am
Very Funny, Chilled To The Bone ! 5 RPM L


Workplace Safety -


TAGS: warning signs messages workplace safety
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:17 am
Sadly, no.
steve1961 - September 2, 2013, 10:18 pm
Am I the only one who would actually try and do that?


MISSILES -


TAGS: missile nuclear hot safe lol
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 6:54 pm
Nice picture, but you should put some text wit... oh... nevermind


TAKE IT EASY -


TAGS: safety first girls cubby
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Reality Lord - July 16, 2010, 2:09 pm

she doesn't mean great...she mean HOLY CRAPPOLA THIS IS SO FRICKIN AWESOME!!!!!"
Sparrowgirl - July 16, 2010, 2:17 am
This is great!
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:57 pm
LOL...5 wet poodles


OSHA WHAT? -


TAGS: safety regulations my as
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

MissRed - May 20, 2010, 11:35 am
Nice image


Enough -


TAGS: guns ammunition gunsafe
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by fgd051943

Bolverk3778 - October 6, 2013, 10:10 am
two or three firearms is enough if you've chosen wisely, it's the ammunition that you can never have enough of.


AIDS -


TAGS: safe sex hiv protection condom
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 11:48 am
Very well put. Responsibility and accountability. 5L


TURN OVER -




SAFETY IN NUMBERS -


TAGS: safety independence neener stands alone
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Neener

Neener - October 27, 2010, 6:48 pm
A BIG thanks to Cranky on this for helping me put a coherent thought together.
spacedog - October 27, 2010, 6:47 pm
I like it Neener.


ENSURING YOUR SAFETY - Our number one concern is that YOU do YOUR job, Mom.


TAGS: mom parent dad safety fail owned
Rating: 3.71/5

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Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 11:35 am
I like it!


CRABS -




GENIUS -




SAFETY - first?


TAGS: safety first car
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by James

agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
Easy to mock them... but after you lose a few poles, you'd be taking extra measures, too!


CHRISTIANS - Get all pissy when you insult their precious bible. Yay road to hell!


TAGS: fail owned nsfw not safe for work christian bible hell
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Treners

Zed - December 26, 2009, 5:47 pm
Too bad for your hypothesis that a huge percentage of Atheists are former Christians, then, isn't it? Sorry, but the Bible is one of the leading causes of Atheism, Gladius.
Gladius - December 26, 2009, 9:07 am
It amuses me when people who have never read a Christian Bible, tell me it's bad. Most of the atheistic rhetoric I see, just sounds like the hate and intolerance that the Christian folks are always accused of. Guess hypocrisy cuts both ways. Rats, huh?Lol
Mark - March 3, 2009, 10:43 am
Tunnels are the highway to hell and = 1.
SgtPain - March 3, 2009, 7:43 am
As said by AC/DC I'm on a highway to Hell
SgtPain - March 3, 2009, 7:43 am
As said by AC/DC I'm on a highway to Hell
Moar - January 28, 2009, 2:46 pm
The most Christian thing you can do; tell someone they're going to hell!
Pinky Malone - June 29, 2008, 4:55 pm
Shit. Here I was going in a handcart!
RII - June 28, 2008, 7:49 pm
Personally I took the highway.


JADED -




PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION -


TAGS: safety tips
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

5150monkeylove - January 30, 2011, 3:26 am
????
Talis Briedis - January 30, 2011, 3:03 am
here are an astounding 16 votes on this one! WOW! from all 30 moderators....


POOL OF ILLUSIONS -


TAGS: safe to look at cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 12:04 am
Cubby, I swear, you are waxing quite poetic lately...


SAFE SEARCH: OFF - Kids these days will never know the joy of finding an unlabelled video tape.




POSTERITY -




MEAT -




BE GLAD FOR THEM -




WORKERS COMPENSATION -


TAGS: same safe word as last time
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by spacedog

culos - February 21, 2010, 2:27 pm
Aggy you don't know a good thing when you see it@
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:56 am
Culos won't be able to sit for weeks!


EMERGENCY EXIT - Safety first


TAGS: emergency exit safety
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by gatewayasteroid

Iconoclast - November 13, 2010, 5:05 pm
Take a walk through your schools and check out how many of the doors are chained shut. School security drives the fire code inspectors crazy - should get parents upset too.
TheOne - November 13, 2010, 11:42 am
I'd say its not bad 4/5 :P


SAFETY 1ST PSA - Please, For The Love Life Buckle Up The Most Sacred Amongst Us.


TAGS: safety 1st
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bloodcrow - April 4, 2012, 10:34 am
i would say this was smart i mean hell think about it imagine getting into a head on collision you wont be a happy camper dying from being impaled from a keg.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 9:50 am
I like how the small one is in the Child Seat. 5 Foamy Heads
rerun - February 22, 2010, 7:58 pm

well, I am pretty close to Dallas.....too soon?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 7:57 pm
I just have to remember... Americans get 5... Canadians, 3.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 7:55 pm
LOL... I should've known that Rerun F Kennedy would figure me out!
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 7:50 pm
thanks for the warning ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 7:47 pm
That's why I stayed out of it .Yankee fuckers!!!....I'll be back later.
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 7:43 pm
In my aunts mustang you have to buckle up your 24 or the seat belt buzzer wont shut up. as soon as their is weight on the seat iy needs to be buckled up


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Rating: 3.86/5

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thatonechick - May 25, 2010, 4:43 pm
Ready, set... GO


TIGHT SECURITY -




HOMELAND SECURITY -


TAGS: crawling up my a s to make me safe
Rating: 3.85/5

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Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
Non sequitur: a latin phrase suggesting that something does not logically follow.


CANS -


TAGS: this on is toc safe
Rating: 3.59/5

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GiBro - August 10, 2010, 3:36 pm
4 kitty cats... no lions


GREEN TECHNOLOGY -




SAFETY FIRST - The Golden Rule!!!




WD-40 POSTER -




NOR COOKIES - I think if he had added that, we'd all be a lot more free.


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Rating: 2.9/5

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Bob Chin - July 2, 2009, 1:33 pm
Nor Beer!


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